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In my first post on this blog I would love to remind us of those College days.... years of non-stop masti... day afterday...

1. In the class

"Lecture Kab chalu hua?"

"Attendance ho gayi kya??"

"Kal raat mazaa aa gya yaar"

"Mein kya karu, Kumar bathroom mein ghusa hua tha"

"Kal se pakka class karunga"

"Kal se pakka padhunga"

"Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de......."

"Kal proxy mari tha kya"

"Are koi to sir ko ghadi dikhao........"

"Abe lecture ko chod..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........" HE HE HE HE !! ;))))

"ye le carbon paper assignment ki 2 copy bna dena??"

"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!"

2. Lab

"Experiment likha??"

"In pyaar ke panchiyon ko to door kar, i ka experiment main man nhi lag rha"

"Idhar Karna kya hai??"

"Yeh bhai.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata........"

"Areee tu to bura maan gaya.......bta na lana kya hai........."

3. Submission of assignments

"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......." :D

"They should allow XEROX........" :D

(If late) "Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"

"Last date extend hua thaa"

"I didn't know the last date"

"Ab mein kya karu wo mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya......."

4. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)

"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya"

"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"

"Bola tha proxy regularly maar....... Saale tera class karne ka kya faida hua....."

5. Before Exams

"Kya...... abe unit test mein itna padhna hai to annual mein kya hoga...."

"Iska bhi photo copy lena thi kya?"

"Ye bhi course main hai! gya main to aaj"

"tere paas is ke notes hai??"

"nahi samjha to rat le"

"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai........"

"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha.......issmein to anda aata hai......"

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........" I AGREE !! !!

6. Exam Hall

"Aaj kounsa test hai?"

"Oye Sanjiv kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail...."

"oye sahi se baith mughe kuch dikh nhi rha"

"Ye questiopn to khin pdha tha"

"Are aur bta aur, dhooondu aur"

"Ye tune kya likha hai????"

(The best one)

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai

uska drawing nikal" :D

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."

"Koi hint........"

"Are baba ghasit de........na tu samjega na wo........"

7. After exam......

"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai" :D ..VERY VERY TRUE !!

"Ye kounsi unit mein se paper aaya tha"

"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteenchalega..." SAHI !!

"Teacher ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."

"Ab to bus teacher ji ki biwi ka hi shara hai, agar copy check karte time ghar ka kaam na karway sir se to pass"

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"

"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"

"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"

"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2....... Gaya..........fail pakka......."

"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena........anjali kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar......"

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa"




.......... bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai ........



.......... Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai ........



.......... kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ........



.......... kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain ........



.......... abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai ........



.......... Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai ........




.......... exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai ........





.......... tab ki bekar lagne wali photo's chehre pe hasi laati hai ........





.......... Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. .......





.......... Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai ........





..........Ek aisi subah uthne ka man karta hai........




.......... bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai........





.......... bas ek bar aur ........





.......... wapas lautne ka man karta hai........